Houston Humor

During the last game, the Reds were in to bat. "Momma, I gotta go pee reeeeally bad!" I motion to the trees, where we usually go. Who wants to hike all the way down to the nasty bathrooms when God gave little boys the perfect "outhouse?" Anyway, we head that way and he starts peeing. There is a tall weed that he is peeing on. "Momma, I think this is poison oak. If I pee on it, my pee might kill it!"
"Do you really think that will kill it? Maybe so, b/c you sure don't want poison oak of your pee-pee, huh?" He giggles.
"NO WAY, that would be bad......I think Daddy gots some poison oak on his pee-pee."
"What?"
"Yeah, I think he does cause he scratches his pee-pee all the time!" Laughter could be heard for miles around. Maybe a little TMI but too funny not to share!:)