ROLL TIDE!

I had a doctor's appt. today. Houston and I headed to the doctor after we dropped Levi off for school. They called me back so Houston and I headed back with the nurse. The nurse asked the usual questions, I answered, then the conversation turned to Houston.
Nurse: How are you today? What's your name?
H: Fine, I'm Houston Edwards Cannon.
Nurse: How old are you?
H: I'm "free".
Nurse: You are so cute, what a big three year old you are.
H: Thanks, honeybun.
Nurse: What are you going to do today?
H: I'm gonna play football.
Nurse: Well you know it's suppose to rain today.
H: I mean when it's dry.
Nurse: Who's your favorite team?
H: ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE!
Nurse: Uh, Oh! I like Auburn.
H: OOH, Auburn poops in there pants! They stink!
(Thanks Josh)
The nurse thought it was hilarious. I was at a loss for words.